Dancing in My Nuddy Pants by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison [Rennison, Louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: Coming of Age, Dating & Sex, Fiction, Friendship, Girls & Women, Humour, Social Themes, Young Adult
ISBN: 9780756932558
Publisher: Perfection Learning
Published: 2002-01-01T06:00:00+00:00

frogland extravaganza

monday january 17th

stalag 14

quatre days to our frogland extravaganza french

M’sieur “Call Me Henri” really is sooo cool and gorgey. He told us what we are going to do on our school trip to la belle France and what we should bring. We’re going to stay in Hôtel Gare du Nord and visit the Champs Elysées and the Pompidou Centre. Loads of très bon stuff. Madame Slack came in and took all our forms that we had to take home for signing—the forms saying that even if we were set fire to by raving French people, the staff are not responsible, etc. She also said, “Girls, on Saturday there will be a choice of excursion in the morning. You can go on a grand tour of the sewage system of Paris with me, go up the Eiffel Tower with M’sieur Hilbert or to the Louvre with Herr Kamyer. Please come and sign up for your choice.”

As we queued up we argued about which trip to go on as a gang. Jas was the only one who wanted to go down into the sewers. I said to Jas, “What is the point of going down the sewers?”

“Because it is historical and we might learn a lot of stuff we don’t know.”

I said, “Au contraire, we will learn a lot of things we DO know. We will learn that French sewers are like English sewers, only French.”

Jas looked like a goggle-eyed ferret.

I explained. “It is just tunnels full of French poo—how different can French poo be from English poo?”

So we are all going up the Eiffel Tower with Gorgey Henri.

Ellen said, “I’m looking forward to going and everything, but I will really miss Dave the Laugh….He’s such a…”

I said, “Laugh?”

“Yes,” she said, and went all red. Good Lord.

I am, of course, used to being away from the Sex God. He’s only been back a week and I’m off to Frogland.

I sometimes wish he was more of a laugh, though. There is a slight danger that underneath his Sex God exterior there lurks a sensible person. He has just bought a bike to save the environment. And it might not stop there…he might possibly buy some waterproofs.

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